Top 5 + 1 Guidelines for Prehistoric Parents
-Encourage your offspring to haunt and get the biggest share to show who's the boss
-Beat the shit out of the kid if it resists
-Talk loud and with passion, that way they will aknowledge your opinion is stronger even if it lacks wisdom
-Prepare your child to enter adulthood following the traditional rituals of the community by beating the shit out of the kid
-If a boy, prepare the child for his first marriage. Give him a club and tell him to beat the shit out of his new wife. If a girl, beat the shit out of your sweet daughter's future groom
-Heal any wounds with herbs that all the community is using.
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